Overheard

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Contributed by Jakcson on: 11/20/2009

  

If I Were A Landscaper, I'd Be Holding A Leaf Blower

Guy 1: You like leaves?

Guy 2: Not really.

Guy 1: (points toward leave-covered lawn) You have a lot.

Guy 2: Yeah.

Guy 1: So...

Guy 2: I don't not like them. Karen said we had to start saving money. Landscapers...

-- Overheard in: Sidewalk, Chestnut Hill MA --

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added on: 11/20/2009

  

Consider This: The Latest In Unnecessary Home Entertainment Technology

Just in time for the holidays. A breakthrough in home entertainment-recreation for the whole family. Seeking investors and fun-loving (and very lazy or sleepy) home owners. Our first reaction when we saw this video (not knowing what we were going to see) was...whoa. Really, doesn't that first couple seconds when the contraption...read more

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- added on: 11/19/2009

  

Your House May Be Powered By Russian Nukes

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Don't be shocked. According to our friends at Gajitz, energy from dismantled nuclear bombs represents 10% of American home electricity. And you thought your electric bills were dangerously high! Turns out using abandoned nukes -- including those from Russia -- and the resultant existing diluted weapons grade uranium is cheaper than creating new uranium. Whether it makes you feel safe, or whether using nuclear energy at all, is a good thing is another story entirely...read more

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added on: 11/19/2009

  

A Gift And Investment Buying Opportunity Stupider Than Auto Stocks?

Not too long ago we received a spam promo-ad that was so comically  moronic -- and ill timed -- we just couldn't ignore it. From the same people who brought us the uncomprehendingly tacky Obama Victory Plates comes this 1-time opportunity to buy the "rare," "extraordinary" and "magnificent" newly minted fake Buffalo Dollar commemorative coins. We appreciated this offer not just because the product itself was silly...read more

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added on: 11/18/2009

  

If You Receive This Email, It Means I Hate You

We don't know what exactly to make of this or how to describe it. We think it's an excellent idea, or maybe not. We do think it's funny, though not sure if that's the entire intent. We can think of many more than the requested five people to put on our hate list. We also tried the email address -- it seems to work, messages seem to go through. But we haven't gotten any replies yet, if we ever will. So, whatever it is, it is extraordinary...read more

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