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By Steve Levenstein

Barf bags are designed to do only one thing -- and do it just once. Nobody really cares what they look like, as long as they aren't transparent. It's somewhat surprising then that "motion sickness bags" sport so many different graphic designs. Fasten your seat belt, here are 10 of the best.

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Crossing Guard 1: How long you think it'd take to walk over there?  (points to parking lot down the street)

Crossing Guard 2: I dunno, who cares, how should I know?

Crossing Guard 1: Guess, take a guess.

Crossing Guard 2: 3 minutes.

Crossing Guard 1: I did it in 2:20.

Crossing Guard 2: (silent)

Crossing Guard 1: Two f-ing twenty. 

By Steve Levenstein

Laying out the welcome mat ain't what it used to be. What with god-squad pamphleteers, political campaigners and solicitors of all kinds knocking on our front doors, we as a society are starting to feel decidedly unwelcoming. These ten "unwelcome mats" tell the knockers to knock it off so you won't have to.

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