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Woman: He can't get a job
Sales Person: It's tough.
Woman: He thinks he's going to get the same job as before.
Sales Person: Well...
Woman: At the same place.
Sales Person: OK, that's...
Woman: He worked at Lehman Bros.
Sales Person: Positive thinking can be...
Woman: Lehman collapsed. There are no jobs, there are no people. There are no offices, no chairs.

A while back we featured a "revolutionary" piece of exercise equipment that raised the question,  why do so many nitwit entrepreneur-inventors have so much time on their hands when the rest of us have to work for a living? The invention -- the Mobile Treadmill -- was staggeringly idiotic but, on the plus side, equally highly entertaining. Today we're pleased to feature the master-work of another entrepreneur-inventor....read more

Woman: You know Al?
Guy: (silence)
Woman: Al is Mel's father.
Guy: (silence)
Woman: Ugh. You know Mel, Sharon's husband?
Guy: (silence)
Woman: Mel, remember?
Guy: Shannon's kid?
Woman: (yelling) No! Mel is married to Sharon! Al is his dad!
Guy: (silence)