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- submitted by . on 09/21/2009

A Bicycle Built For Two ... You and Your Personal Cycling Robot

Why use up all your energy on a bicycle, pedaling frenetically up steep hills, when you can get 'somebody' else to do the work for you...like a willing robot. No more complaining, whimpering slackards on the back of your tandem bicycle pretending to work but mostly whining and gazing at the scenery while you work up the sweat.

Meet Joules, robot biker and primo driver-passenger of one of the coolest bicycles you'll see this week. Joules is an inspiration to any weekend cyclist...at least one (like us) who's basically lazy and, on any given Sunday, would just assume have a robot as a cycling companion than a potentially nagging, underworking or overly-chatting human.

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I want one, so much better

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/21/2009

I want one, so much better than my girlfriend who does no pedalling!!

sweet

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/21/2009

sweet

your gf

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/22/2009

Your gf pedals for me.

Wow

- submitted by James Woods on 09/22/2009

OMG no way dude I want one! RT

2001?

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/22/2009

Joules is related to HAL. They both love "Daisy Bell" (aka "Bicycle Built for Two."

Wow this thing is insane

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/22/2009

Wow this thing is insane looking. Could you imagine seeing someone riding this LOL!

or you could just buy a

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/22/2009

or you could just buy a motorcycle?

Great!

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/22/2009

When will Joules learn to ride without raining wheels?

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