In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above . . . so I never have to go upstairs.

--Steven Wright

Number of U.S. households with at least 1 lawnmower: 66,000,000

-CCM

added on: 03/09/2010

That Was Awesome. Let's Do It Again

Old Man 1: (leaning on cane, on main commmerical street) So, what do you want to do now?

Old Man 2: (leaning on cane) Eh, I don't know. You wanna walk to the corner and back again? ...overhear more

--Overheard in: Mamaroneck NY--