We endorse wholeheartedly the new C-String -- modernization at its best. A decided improvement on the reliable and way too old fashioned G-String. No more silly straps and inconvenient "coverage" -- just the essentials: a microscopic one-size-fits-all-butts single piece of clothing, pure functionality, for all those occasions when nudity isn't close to being sexy enough and the G-String frankly is an embarrassing vestige of Victorian conventionality.