Overheard - contributed by deke on 07/24/2009

  

Profound Crossing Guards... On Wardrobe

Crossing Guard 1: (Woman, mid 50s, sips coffee) My vest is tight. Is yours?

Crossing Guard 2: (Man, mid 80s, checks his orange vest) Yes.

Crossing Guard 1: I don't like that.

Crossing Guard 2: Tight's not good....overhear more

--Overheard in: Intersection, Silver Spring MD--

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Who said crossing guards

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/24/2009

Who said crossing guards weren't wise. LOL


"Tight's not good."

- submitted by kreenan on 07/24/2009

"Tight's not good." Brilliant.


Man, mid 80s, is the

- submitted by nutker on 07/24/2009

Man, mid 80s, is the crossing guard. That alone's perffect. we have these feeble people directing our kids in traffic. nice. why don't we use 5 year olds instead


Careone credit counseling

- submitted by Rosetta on 08/03/2009

I love this site! great site and great webmaster. Thank you bye. I am from Western and also now am reading in English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Finding a good consumer credit counseling service can make the difference when tacking on the debt monster that is destroying your financial future."

With love :D, Rosetta.


Really funny!

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/02/2009

People sure do overhear a lot of crossing guard conversations that aren't funny...


Dear Rosetta, Please do not

- submitted by Crossing Guard on 09/25/2009

Dear Rosetta,

Please do not try to advertise here on the comments section. Even if you try to hide the fact that it's an advertisement, we can still tell its an advertisement. Now, if you will come this way, I can safely direct you across the street...


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