Burb Juice: Skirts For Men. Finally

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Burb Juice

- added on 10/06/2009

Skirts For Men. Finally

For all you men who say, we're man enough to wear skirts if only they were practical enough for us -- and we're told there are many -- this is your lucky day. Utilikilts are here. The comfort and freedom of women's skirts with all the practicality and masculinity a man could ever want. For example, the tool-belt skirt: Stylish pleats and loose fitting bottom with reinforced pockets and grips to hold all the screwdrivers, hammers and wrenches you need.

A joke, you say? Not on your satin shawl life! So be the first on your block to wear a skirt to the Thanksgiving Ball. (Don't wear it at Halloween because people will think you're joking...and you're not, are you?) And if you order now, get a free full-length evening gown and tiara -- complete with Man Cave electronic inputs for iPhone, PlayStation 3 and Directv all-game-football-package. (OK, we're kidding about the last part. You'll have to order and pay for your dress and tiara yourself.)

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Why only practical?

- submitted by Klaus.E.M. on 10/18/2009

I'm a man, but I won't wear only practical- not as trousers and not as a skirt. Practical I need sometimes, ok, but the most time I'd like to feel good. So a skirt for me needn't to be practical the most time

yours Klaus from Germany <a href="http://www.paarblitz.de">PaarBlitz.de</a>

practical or not?

- submitted by Mara on 11/13/2009

Hi Klaus... actually, sorry for that I have to ask you, but I do not see the point. Do you like to wear a skirt for comfort or for no comfort - that would be very impractical? Or in German (a try): Willst du Rock tragen weil es unpraktisch oder praktisch ist?