B-Rant

- submitted by . on 11/09/2009

  

The Macaroni Salad Situation Is VERY 'Serious'

You sign up for a homeowners association, you follow the rules. And some are OK, even good. For example, the common rule against neighbors firing their automatic weapons after 8:00 p.m...on weekdays. (Weekends it's 10:00 usually.)

Macaroni salad? That can get ugly. Bad mayo, too much salt, over-celery-sprinkling, you don't want to go  there. Here, who knows...but there's a "serious situation", not all's right in the neighborhood and somebody apparently is going to pay. Yeah, there may be some good reasons to belong to an Association but, if the email below is an indication, they definitely may not outweigh the bad. (On the other hand...maybe the guy used Hemlock or, God forbid, forgot to bring the salad to the event...or brought potato salad instead...or chips...or, you get the point.)

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Whatever this guy did to the

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/08/2009

Whatever this guy did to the macaroni salad, he should be expelled from the community!!!


wtf? lmao

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/08/2009

wtf? lmao


OMGosh...

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

I bet I know what he did...He probably used "naughty pasta" for his macaroni salad!

Google "naughty pasta", I'm not kidding!

LMAO


wow

- submitted by JIm Watson on 11/09/2009

OMGosh dude are you serious, that is just unreal.

RT www.privacy-stuff.be.tc


if you let him violate the

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

if you let him violate the macaroni salad, what's next. need to draw the line now!


"...hope some of Rob's

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

"...hope some of Rob's allies..."

Guess Ed's an enemy.


wow

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

If it's gonna be that kind of party Im gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes....


HOA - Haha

- submitted by BP on 11/09/2009

Must be a fun homeowner's association with only about 15 members. I'd love to know what actually happened with this though.


Penis shaped pasta?

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

Is it possible he used some non PG pasta shapes?


VERY serious, indeed!

- submitted by thetulsandotcom on 11/09/2009

Edwin is just being his usual overreacting butthead self. There was NOTHING wrong with the macaroni salad. This is just like when Rick brought the jello, or Steven brought his pie. Pretty soon, it will be Eddie and his stooges at his stoooopid meetings. Sheesh.


Extra creamy?

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

Know how some people add their own "cream" to the cream of mushroom soup? Wonder if it was anything like that.

Or maybe he just peed in it?


Those Whinging Pansies

- submitted by The Prisoner of Winona Lakes on 11/09/2009

The "President" of OUR HOA actually hired armed off-duty cops for "security" during Board meetings. This is how much he is hated by us and fears being lynched. Macaroni salad? You're effing kidding me. The Treasurer of our little cabal was so paranoid that he made about 100 pencil holes in a gift cake (donated by an opposition group for the meeting that day), out of fear that it might contain a bomb or something.

I belong on 3 corporate boards...I've never needed an armed donut burner hanging around during meetings, even at the princely sum of $15 an hour. The guy's obviously "doing it wrong."

Don't like the salad, don't eat the salad.


He put weed in there, man!

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

He put weed in there, man! Gotta be it.


This used to happen to us

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

I once had to deal with little clicks like this. But then we moved and I went to a new middle school...


God damn I hate HOAs.

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

God damn I hate HOAs. Especially mine.

Bunch of old retired folk with nothing better to do then pretend they're politicians and that people give a damn.


The Macaroni Salad

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

The person who sent this out should die in a kitchen fire.


The Macaroni Salad

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

IF MAKE THE MACARONI SALAD ILLEGAL THEN ONLY THE TERRORIST WILL EAT IT


Edwin has a good point.

- submitted by Hokie80 on 11/09/2009

Edwin has a good point. Rules must be followed, If Rob can't follow the rules, then he must face the consequences. I hope Rob gets punished for his illegal fence too.


"I once had to deal with

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

"I once had to deal with little clicks like this."

Fail.

It is spelled "cliques".


``Fail. It is spelled

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

``Fail.

It is spelled "cliques".''

Your one-word sentence of "Fail." seems to lack both a subject and a predicate.


The mayo...

- submitted by Rob on 11/09/2009

Didn't you wonder why the mayo tasted a little salty? Suckers!!!!

Regards, Rob


The case of the violating

- submitted by deligiy on 11/09/2009

The case of the violating macaroni salad is increasingly common. Must. Stop. Now.


We like to call it pasta

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

We like to call it pasta salad, not macaroni salad, macaroni salad is an insult to pasta everywhere


HOA's are important

- submitted by Taylor on 11/09/2009

Sure sometimes they can be a pain but when you need them they come in handy. When my bungalow burned down it was my HOA that helped out and not my looser friends. They proved to my insurance that it was due to a FIOS problem that they had documented before. I got enough money out of the settlement that I was able to rebuild and get a new Miata. So thank you HOA for protecting us all with your rules.


Cool DUDE! e cigarette

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/09/2009

Cool DUDE! <a href="http://www.electroniccigarettesinc.com">e cigarette</a>


Loose friends aren't important...

- submitted by Ryan on 11/10/2009

Taylor; what about your tighter friends??? Did they help?


Recipe substitution

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/10/2009

Substitute 1pound of grub worms for every 1 pound of pasta. No need to cook.


I hope he took a shit in it

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/10/2009

I hope he took a shit in it and they all ate it.


Pasta vs. Macaroni

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/11/2009

@ "we like to call it pasta salad"

There's a difference.

Macaroni salad = heavy on the mayo, stuff like that.

Pasta salad = lighter, oil & vinegar or dressing

And tuna salad can have macaroni in it. But which do we call that?


WhatALoadOfCrap

- submitted by ShortFatHomemaker on 11/11/2009

I read all the way thru this, hoping it was about that FAT gal who likes to make her macaroni salad with condensed milk!


Maybe he stuck laxatives in

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/11/2009

Maybe he stuck laxatives in it.


I couldn't figure out why

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/11/2009

I couldn't figure out why little billy had a bag of oregano in his sock drawer, but it sure did add something to the macaroni salad....


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