Guy 1: (on cell phone) There's 4 kinds of beef. No, five.

Guy 1: (fiddles with packages in meat section)  Yea, it's not marked. Premium, something, I can't read it. I'm tellling you it's...

Guy 1: (after interruption)  I'm not an idiot. What? (shuffle meat packages)

Guy 1: I'm telling you, it's not here. 

Guy 1: Wait. Hold it.  (pauses)  Sh*t. This is pork, I'm in the pork section.

Guy 1: (interruption) OK, fine, I'm an idiot. ...overhear more