You just can't make these up -- the nutty names of businesses only the burbs could love. Check them out -- along with our thoughtfully suggested promo tag lines. And contribute names of businesses you know about -- photos too -- and we'll give them all the Burbia-style marketing boost they deserve!

This And That Land Maintenance

Rockford, IL

B-Tag: Who the hell knows. It may be your backyard, your front yard; hell, sometimes we might just sit on your curb and peel oranges.

Well Hung Sheetrock

Long Island, NY

B-Tag:Ours hang well, while we hang yours well.

Dirt Doctors

Garner, NC

B-Tag:For when Pepto Bismol just isn't enough.

Decks By Yannuzzi

Englishtown, NJ

B-Tag:And not just decks . . . perms, colorizings, frostings, whatever and whenever you want to look your best.