Overheard in the Burbs

When A Baby Grand Grows Up

Piano Mover: It won't fit through the door.

Woman: You said you could move a baby grand.

Piano: It isn't a baby grand.

Woman: It is. I bought a baby grand.

Piano Mover: If you did, it grew, it's now a teenager.

I Love You... Bro?

Guy 1: (commuter, in suit) That chick is so bro

Guy 2: Who uses that word?

Guy 1: What? Chick?

Guy 2: Bro.

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Bro.

Guy 1: (confused)

Guy 2: The word 'bro.' As an adjective. You became 16 when?

Profound Crossing Guards... On Dematology

Crossing Guard 1: It's overrated.
Crossing Guard 2: What?
Crossing Guard 1: Skin cream.
Crossing Guard 2: You use skin cream?
Crossing Guard 1:  No. (pauses) Once. It was overrated.