Overheard in the Burbs
Fun conversations, secrets, confessions. Want to know what people are saying and thinking in the suburbs? Listen.
contributed by av on 11/06/2009 | |
4-Year-Old Boy: Mommy had a really bad headache. No, wait. Her tummy hurt a lot.
3-Year-Old Boy: (listening)
4-Year-Old Boy: It hurt so much, she had to go to the hospital.
3-Year-Old Boy: (listening, barely)
4-Year-Old Boy: And then she pushed me out her butt. And that's how I was made!
-- Overheard in: Elizabeth NJ --
contributed by ysibel on 11/05/2009 | |
Woman: You know Al?
Guy: (silence)
Woman: Al is Mel's father.
Guy: (silence)
Woman: Ugh. You know Mel, Sharon's husband?
Guy: (silence)
Woman: Mel, remember?
Guy: Shannon's kid?
Woman: (yelling) No! Mel is married to Sharon! Al is his dad!
Guy: (silence)
-- Overheard in: Morning Spring Drive --
contributed by theblue on 11/04/2009 | |
Police Officer: License and registration.
Driver: I wasn't speeding.
Police officer: License and registration.
Driver: But I wasn't speeding. I...
Police officer: License and registration.
Driver: Do you know any other words?
Police officer: License and registration, sir.
-- Overheard in: White Plains NY --
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