Overheard in the Burbs
Fun conversations, secrets, confessions. Want to know what people are saying and thinking in the suburbs? Listen.
contributed by mbs on 10/22/2009 | |
Woman: It's a pig sty. I want it cleaned out.
Guy: But it's my office.
Woman: In our house.
Guy: I'll shut the door.
Woman: I'll know it's there.
Guy: You'll never see it.
Woman: Doesn't matter.
Guy: What? Why?
Woman: Because I'll know it's there.
-- Overheard in: Cafe, Maplewood NJ --
Crossing Guard 1: You think I'm joking? Dinosaurs were fast, faster than cars.
Crossing Guard 2: They would've ruined the roads...
Crossing Guard 1: Much faster.
Crossing Guard 2: 'Course they didn't have roads then.
Crossing Guard 1: They could out run a Tacoma easy.
-- Overheard in: Bridgewater NJ --
Woman 1: I hate it here.
Woman 2: Let's move. There's a table closer to the window.
Woman 1: No, here.
Woman 2: Where?
Woman 1: Here. In town. My house. This place. I'm bored...
Woman 2: What?
Woman 1: Bored. Don't you get bored? Bored. Don't you get bored? Bo-ring.
Woman 2: (looks at menu) You should get the B.L.T. The B.L.T.s are great here.
-- Overheard in: Diner, Westchester NY --
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