B-Rants

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You're mad as hell and not going to take it anymore? We want to hear about it. This is your chance to mouth off -- about your neighbor, PTA, property taxes, personal trainer (you should be so lucky) -- without losing your cover as a good suburbanite.

contributed by . on 10/28/2009

  

Think You've Seen Bad Car Parking Jobs?

Think you or your neighbors have trouble parking your car? You don't...at least if some of these videos of serious parking fails is the standard. They're pretty priceless. They were conveniently collected by the folks across the pond at the Telegraph, via YouTube. Here's one sick example -- for the rest, check out the piece; truly some of the worst (and most comical) parking efforts you'll ever see...read more

contributed by . on 10/27/2009

  

The Scourge Of Urine! And The Product 'Man' Enough To Eradicate It

We don't know what to make of this exactly -- except to us, from our admittedly limited perspective, it's possibly the best, most unintentionally comical video ever made on the evidently under- appreciated scourge of urine in America. Remember those melodramatic black & white films from the 50s and 60s warning about the dangers of nuclear war...and marijuana? ...read more

contributed by s.levenstein on 10/27/2009

  

Vegetarian Spiders Discovered. What's Next, Carnivore Cows!?

By Steve Levenstein

The announcement of a new type of spider has rocked the world... not the real world, the INTERNET world, where spiders are a popular subject for some odd reason. Maybe because we can deal with their hair-raising creepiness if we only see them on our screens (and not ON our screens, if you know what I mean). Anyway, this new type of spider stands out because it's a vegetarian, and that just seems so wrong. What's the world ...read more