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Wise Wisdom...
For a decision to be 'real' it requires more than just words; it requires 2 shots of Tequila, maybe 3.
-THELifeCoach
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The people in my suburban town are not the brightest tools on the pegboard. So I've decided to run for mayor. It's a thankless job. Endless meetings, always at night, always on a Thursday or a Monday when I'd much rather be home pelting my neighbor's dog with rocks, or booby-trapping the parking
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I remember when we first moved to suburbia and my kids were really young. On those rare occasions that we were out after dark and were driving by the town's main playing field -- fondly known as the Rec Field -- we would invariably see teenage boys practicing some sport. I remember looking down my nose from my perch high up in my minivan (it was my first car in suburbia -- what did I know?) and I would think ...read more.
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Wise Wisdom...
A fool is someone who spits into the wind and, when it comes back to hit him in the face, thinks it's raining.
-THE LifeCoach
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[Burbia Satire Wire] Miami, October 30 - Gary Schlitzner, of Conshohocken, PA, sealed his third straight Reebock World's Weakest (Non-Disabled) Man Competition when he failed to hoist a 15-pound pumpkin over his head and needed his girlfriend, Brianna, to help him lower the pumpkin from his waistline to "protect against hernia injury." Schlitzner earned 5 points in the event to edge out Sweden's Sven ...read more.
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