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- added on 10/13/2009

  

Who Needs Vegas? What Happens In Louisville, Stays In Louisville

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Look, Louisville isn't the burbs but it isn't NYC or Paris either. And we're very impressed by the recent local marketing campaign there -- which takes Vegas and basically doubles down.

Bored living where you are? Not getting laid enough? Louisville -- nakedly dubbing itself the "City of Possibility" -- is for you. Louisville's core new promotional TV ad: A young man gazes through a fence, longing (literally) for the girlfriend of his dreams, oneĀ  -- no joke -- with that perfect..."butt tattoo."

Now there's a city we can get our arms (and other things) around! Better than some of the previous up-with-Louisville campaigns. (Move to Louiseville...We're better than Akron OH.)

Will this approach of selling towns through sex spread? We hope so. In fact, any town that promises us babes with naked butts and -- as reflected in another Louisville ad -- recommends having your heart checked out before you move in (uh, lots of busy-ness anticipated), has our official Burbia Good Town seal of approval.

markbecker ??Tue, 10/13/2009 ?? 17:15
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I live in Louisville. The

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/14/2009

I live in Louisville. The only butt tattoos you'll see will be on fat redneck chicks with mullets. Stay away, Louisville sucks.


Brilliant. Do they supply

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/14/2009

Brilliant. Do they supply the condoms too?


I agree about Louisvile. I

- submitted by some guy on 10/15/2009

I agree about Louisvile. I am on a short term assigment in Louisville... and HOLY FUCK if you want to get laid or at the very least see pretty girls dancing on tables flashing their goods (top and bottom), and waitresses in lingerie then go to 4th Street Live specifically the bars on the 2nd level: Angels Rock Club, and Hotel.

You would seriously not believe you can view the kind of stuff for free.


Guess were getting our monies worth

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/15/2009

The campaigns gotten a lot of free attention. So at least it's been money well spent. And "I live in Louisville" try getting out of the Dixie hwy Newburgh preston hwy area for once. Doubt you will find mullets on women in St Matthews jtown shelbyville rd area


Fat Redneck Chicks...

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/15/2009

... Grew up in Louisville -- trust me, you have it made there. If you don't believe me, take a trip 2 hours northeast to Cincinasti, where I currently reside. Not only is every chick hideous, but most have sturgeon face to match. Cincinnati is ass. Louisville is WIN.


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