I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

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Basic Naked Fruit Serving Statue

Basic Naked Fruit Serving Statue

We'll take a banana. Tip? Put on a top and, please, cover that lard-ass gut.

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We told the landscape architect to use his head. We didn't mean it literally.

...Our kids don't read, but our statue does.

Telephone pole with baby pole? What's that thing doing up there, on the left?

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