Finally a bed that's equipped with so much technology, you never have to leave it...unless you want to. Watch TV, use the computer, direct your appliances, even...sleep and (yeah) have sex. All from the comfort of your new Robotic Bed.

Sure, it's aimed primarily at folks with physical handicaps -- and rightly so. But for the ultimate nerd and bed-lover, it offers unlimited comfort and practicality. Now if it only did the dishes and laundry...