For the fashion plate who has everything -- pre-worn -- finally there's something equally silly for the feet: pre-worn, dirtied, scuffed shoes. Or, more precisely, sneakers. Pure white, but blackened and soiled just enough to make them look...gross.

We say, if you want crappy looking sneakers, come over to our house, check out our basement or garage. We'll sell you ours cheap, plus (for, say, 10% more) guarantee they'll smell just like a high school lacrosse team locker room.