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Overheard - contributed by pestcontroller on 04/13/2007Mosquitoes Are Not Fruit FliesWoman 1: At the playgroup, Maggie said she's pregnant. Woman 2: Again? Woman 1: She's freaking out. Woman 2: No s**t. She's like mosquitoes. Woman 1: You mean fruit flies. Woman 2: No, mosquitoes. Woman 1: It's fruit flies. They're the ones, you like look at them, say hi, and they reproduce. Woman 2: So what do mosquitoes do? Woman 1: They bite and try to suck the blood out of you. Woman 2: Like Dave, my husband. ...overhear more --Overheard in: Diner, Nyack NY--   Friend of mine is like this. - submitted by Anonymous on 04/13/2007
Friend of mine is like this. She got pregnant even though her husband got his tubes tied. Unbelievable considering how many other friends I know are desperate to get pregnant. I've also loved fruit flies - submitted by fruitflier on 04/13/2007
I've also loved fruit flies since my grade school science class. They're cute, tiny and don't bite. More than I can say for a lot of men I know. This is so funny. I want to - submitted by Anonymous on 04/13/2007
This is so funny. I want to meet these women! A person I know got pregnant - submitted by Anonymous on 04/13/2007
A person I know got pregnant for the 7th time. She's got 6 kids, they don't have a lot of money and she's been using all kind of birth control. She's devastated. They're having the baby, but now she's going to swear off sex. Your friend should try our - submitted by marriagecounselor on 04/13/2007
Your friend should try our marriage. Perfect birth control. We never have sex. It's gotten scary in that way. We like each other (love? i don't know), and it's not like I'm grossed out by the thought of it. But he's so boring to me now, why would I want to do that when I could read a good book. Sick, right? That's why some women I know - submitted by confused on 04/13/2007
That's why some women I know have affairs. They claim it helps them and doesn't foul things up in their marriage, but I don't get it. I know this is probably - submitted by Anonymous on 04/13/2007
I know this is probably unfair, but these people shouldn't be getting pregnant all the time if they're using birth control properly. Maybe they're not. would fruit flies get - submitted by insectcurious on 04/13/2007
would fruit flies get pregnant if they used birth control? I only have affairs with - submitted by Anonymous on 04/13/2007
I only have affairs with fruit flies I know know how to use birth control. It's common sense. I'm almost sure mosquitoes - submitted by bugperson on 04/13/2007
I'm almost sure mosquitoes reproduce well themselves. They may not be fruit flies but they know how to get it done. Maybe it's all that biting and blood sucking! LOL  |
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