The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf

--Bertrand Russell

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kids stone

kids stone

. . . thing is, before we turned the kids to stone, they never read. Now look at them.

safari

Can't paint worth a d*mn, but I'll be there at 8 A.M. sharp.

A woman sitting inside the house is thinking, I've told him 100 times to park in the driveway. I know it's unlikely but I hope the car explodes &, well, no, I wouldn't mind if he were in it. [4/4]

Just because the broom's on my side doesn't mean I should always have to sweep.

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