Grill Alert Talking Remote Meat Thermometer. Tell the thermometer how you want your meat -- rare, medium, like they serve it at The Palm -- program the key pad in a couple clicks and stab it into the slab of meat. The thermometer will tell you -- literally, in a voice you wish was your spouse's or partner's -- exactly when the meat is ready, perfect.

Never be screamed at again -- at least not for overcooked 18th century shoe leather style steak . . . . For sitting in front of the TV all day eating Lime-Guacamole tostidos, or never paying the bills or . . . well, check back with Burb Juice soon and we'll have solutions for those challenges as well.