Overheard - contributed by observergirl on 04/20/2007

Confused About Family

Guy: I like to knit.

Woman: (impressed) Come on.

Guy: It's true. My sister always did it. It relaxes me.

Woman: I thought you only had a brother. That's what Dave said.

Guy: He did?...overhear more

--Overheard in: Club-Bar, Arlington VA--

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This guy was so nailed.

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/20/2007

This guy was so nailed. Serves him right for being so stupid. Get your lies straight!


Any guy who tells me he

- submitted by liarscope on 04/20/2007

Any guy who tells me he knits is automaticalloy suspect. What kind of guy knits anyway? Not somebody I'd like want to continue a copnversation with.


I think a guy who knits

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/20/2007

I think a guy who knits could be just fine. But a guy who lies about knitting is both pathetic and a swine. I hope she got up immediately and told him to stuff it.


This guy's an idiot. Or else

- submitted by guyeye on 04/20/2007

This guy's an idiot. Or else drunk off his butt. He's an embarrassment to guys all over, including from the animal world


He had me at knit. Any guy

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/20/2007

He had me at knit. Any guy who thinks lying about knitting is helpful is my kind of guy. It tells me he's secure in his masculinity and inventive. What, we're supposed to prefer he lied about being an auto mechanic?


has anyone considered that

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/23/2007

has anyone considered that dave (or the girl) was mistaken.

guys who can knit are hot. ;)


oops, my bad on the

- submitted by Anonymous on 04/23/2007

oops, my bad on the grammar:

has anyone considered that dave or the girl were mistaken?

guys who can knit are hot. ;)


He cant knit

- submitted by Anonymous on 05/21/2007

He can't knit and he lied about it because of the percentage of woman who think it makes him secure in his manhood or "hot" The only thing he is secure in is the desire to get in your pants.


If she falls for the

- submitted by wiseone on 05/21/2007

If she falls for the "knitting" nonsense she deserves this loser. If he's got to lie about this, imagine all the other things he'll lie about. He's gross, glad he got hosed!


I told my wife I liked...

- submitted by Anonymous on 05/21/2007

...to eat vegetarian when we first met. I lied.


Ah, the things we do...

- submitted by Anonymous on 05/21/2007

...to get some.


yea

- submitted by Anonymous on 05/21/2007

yea


I once told a woman on a

- submitted by fakemeditator on 05/21/2007

I once told a woman on a date I had spent a year on an ashram. Turned out she had spent years in India and was committed meditator. I made up a name and she knew it was nonsense. I was so hosed! After that I decided honesty is best.


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