Overheard - contributed by amazed on 01/06/2009

  

Profound Crossing Guards

Crossing Guard 1: (old guy) Think they really glow, at night? The vests?

Crossing Guard 2:  (old guy) What?

Crossing Guard 1: The vests?

Crossing Guard 2: (looks at watch)  Jerry, aren't you supposed to be on the corner?

Crossing Guard 1: (kids walk past them. Jerry lifts his vest to the sunlight, trying to catch a reflection.)  I think they do.

Crossing Guard 2: Jerry.  (Jerry looks back at his friend, leans on his  aluminum chair.)  Go, stupid, they're crossing the street. ...overhear more

--Overheard in: Intersection, North NJ--

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