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Overheard - contributed by amazed on 01/06/2009![]() Profound Crossing GuardsCrossing Guard 1: (old guy) Think they really glow, at night? The vests? Crossing Guard 2: (old guy) What? Crossing Guard 1: The vests? Crossing Guard 2: (looks at watch) Jerry, aren't you supposed to be on the corner? Crossing Guard 1: (kids walk past them. Jerry lifts his vest to the sunlight, trying to catch a reflection.) I think they do. Crossing Guard 2: Jerry. (Jerry looks back at his friend, leans on his aluminum chair.) Go, stupid, they're crossing the street. ...overhear more --Overheard in: Intersection, North NJ-- |
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