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- added on 05/19/2007

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elephants in yard

. . . A ton of peanuts within the hour, or we stomp the flowers.

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Yardifacts: Drunk & trying to make a point, Mr. Kendal had said he wanted a f***ing unicorn for Christmas; he didn't think his wife would take him seriously.
Fresh: Wheeeeeee...OK, stop...Wheee... Stop...Stop, Goddamit!
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The Poetry Of Local Land-Use & Zoning Codes...
Lollipop-with-cascading-coffee-tables topiary design: Legal. Badminton net on front yard: 6 months lock-up, $10,000 fine.

 
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markbecker ??Sat, 05/19/2007 ?? 12:02
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