B-Rant

- submitted by b-team on 05/31/2007

Leaf Blowers: Luxuries Or Essentials?

We've been asked countless questions on the "leaf blower" issue. Here's a typical question -- and our answer.

Question--Dear BurbiaI pay a gardener to cut and maintain my lawn. But my neighbor tells me I still must own a leaf blower. Is that true?
      --
Neil, Chestnut Hill MA

Answer--Dear Neil:  No. You don't need to own a leaf blower. But if you don't, you'll be the laughingstock of your neighborhood. It would be like having a garage and not having a 2-seat power mower in it, or bags of mulch stacked high up against the walls. Not something you'd seriously contemplate. ...read more rants

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This is exactly right. In

- submitted by LOCALMAYOR on 05/31/2007

This is exactly right. In our town residents who don't own the essentials are asked to leave. Leaf blowers and also hedge trimmers. It's about self-respect more than anything.


if you don't own a leaf

- submitted by Anonymous on 06/01/2007

if you don't own a leaf blower you're a nobody in my town. beemer then leaf blower and not always in that order.


Hilarious funny. Luv the

- submitted by jokester on 06/01/2007

Hilarious funny. Luv the Q&A. LOL


too funny, this is. i know

- submitted by Anonymous on 06/01/2007

too funny, this is. i know these questions aren't real but they're close, that's what makes it great.

new town rule: leaf blowers in every home.

i'm a council member in my indiana town. my colleagues are fools. but i'm proposing this change in our code.


Fuck That

- submitted by Anonymous on 02/17/2008

Tell THem To stick it where the sun dont shine


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