Overheard - contributed by bballtracker on 04/07/2009

Sorry Dad, Your Kid's A Bad Athlete

Guy 1: You ever think about Joey playing professionally?
Guy 2: Playing what professionally?
Guy 1: Baseball.
Guy 2: (looks across field at rec game) Joey? He's like the most uncoordinated kid on the team.
Guy 1: (pauses) I'm thinking about that for Jed.
Guy 2: Dave, Jed is the 1 kid less coordinated than Joey.
Guy 1: Maybe in Europe.
Guy 2: They don't play baseball in Europe. Cuba, Dominican. Have you considered Special Olympics?...overhear more

--Overheard in: Kiddie Baseball Stands, L.A.--

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