In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. she said, "cut it out."
--Steven Wright
Percentage of U.S. families that own a BBQ grill: 85%
-hpba.org
added on: 10/30/2008
. . . Once we finished Canada we thought, why not America, we'll do that too.
