Overheard - contributed by secretplumber on 07/10/2007

  

Plumber Voicemails -- I Hate You, No, I Love You

Voice Message 1: You know what, you're a disgrace. This is my 8th call, I told you our bedrooms are flooding, I thought we had a relationship, and you don't even have the decency to call back. This is my last call. F*** you. Have a f***ing good life, a**hole.

Voice Message 2 (same guy, 5 minutes later): Look, I'm sorry, I lost it a little. You can understand. Our bedroom furniture is under water. I just need you to help a little. Please. I'm really sorry. If you could just call back. I'd appreciate it. My cell is always on. I know you're busy. Thanks, again. ...overhear more

--Overheard in: Plumber Voicemail, North NJ--

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It's fun watching a meltdown

- submitted by inlove on 07/10/2007

It's fun watching a meltdown in progress isn't itt? I think I'm in love with this man!


I want to laugh. I also want

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2007

I want to laugh. I also want to hug him. He's so naked but mostly I'm laughing a lot. Who is this plumber who has these great messages? He's akeeper.


whoa, that's all I can say.

- submitted by wowwy on 07/10/2007

whoa, that's all I can say.


This guy's pathetic.Be a man

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/10/2007

This guy's pathetic.Be a man not a wimp. If this were my man I'd give him 1 sweift kick in the butt.


I've paid our plumber a

- submitted by knower on 07/10/2007

I've paid our plumber a fortune to fix so many things but he does the same thing. Never return my calls, act responsibileble. I sympathize here. He flipped, then he flipped in the other direction. Thats what desperation makes you do.


Just because you're

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/11/2007

Just because you're frustrated doesn't mean you have to break downn. Get a grip and act like a normal person. Might gettya better results.


That's nonsense from the

- submitted by noway on 07/11/2007

That's nonsense from the above comment. Who cares if he breaks down. Th is is prefect funnny. I've lost it so many times ive lost track. Passion is good.s


I'm still cracking up. I

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/11/2007

I'm still cracking up. I want to shake this guy's hand. Wonder if he got the help he needed.


Yo yo yo. This dude roccks.

- submitted by jerryk on 07/11/2007

Yo yo yo. This dude roccks. I know I've done s**t like that. Life's a rollercoaster


Life's a rollercoast -- very

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/12/2007

Life's a rollercoast -- very proufound, my friend. Any otherl pearls of wisdom, jerryk?


Plumbers aren't going to

- submitted by antiplumbs on 07/13/2007

Plumbers aren't going to respond to longwinded messages. They'll get to itt when they get to it. Better luck with a brain surgeon than the avarage pluimber


This makes me laugh becuase

- submitted by Anybody on 07/14/2007

This makes me laugh becuase i've been there for sure.


Most plumbers are

- submitted by plumberfannder on 07/14/2007

Most plumbers are responsible and responsiv and you don't need to beg or do anything special to get their attention. You all are exaggerating.


Let me guess, plumberfannd,

- submitted by realworld on 07/14/2007

Let me guess, plumberfannd, you're either the wife of a pllumber or a friend relative?


What difference does it make

- submitted by plumberfannder on 07/14/2007

What difference does it make if I'm related to a plumber? Well, maybe I do kjnow them in a different way, but so what.


plumberfannder, if you've

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/14/2007

plumberfannder, if you've got to ask that question then your out of touch. The new plumber bible syas, no returned calls until at earliest the 5th message. Sorrry to break it to you


5 Messages. That's a

- submitted by mywaynower on 07/14/2007

5 Messages. That's a miracxle! I'm reading up on how to plumbing books. Screw those guys. If can unclogg a drain as well asa annbody.


I'm a plumber and I return

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/16/2007

I'm a plumber and I return calls as fast as i can, not. Ha ha. Funny. Use duct tape, it fixes everything.


I totally understand the

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/20/2007

I totally understand the person trying to get the plumber- It works the same with contractors for fixing your porch!


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