Overheard - contributed by bt on 01/20/2009

  

The Zen Of Commuting

Guy In Car: (waiting at corner, crossing guard letting kids by.)  F**k. F**k.  (looks at cell phone.) D**mit.

Guy In Car, cont: (kids have crossed street. crossing guard keeps arms out.)  Jesus. What? What the... Sh**. (a kid now visible half block from corner) F**k. (guy pounds fist on passenger seat.) Sh*t. I don't.... (slams his head hard against seat back.) Ow, ah. (pauses. massages back of his head which appears to be in great pain.)...overhear more

--Overheard in: Ridgewood, NJ--

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The Powah!

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/20/2009

Those crossing guards have the powah! Don't mess with 'em or you'll find yourself late to work!


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