sweet!

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/26/2007

sweet!

If your pipe bursts like a

- submitted by philosopher on 07/26/2007

If your pipe bursts like a water fall, you've got a Great Adventure water park. Congrats!

Plumbers are like flowers.

- submitted by Plato on 07/26/2007

Plumbers are like flowers. Breathe them in and when they turn brown and rotten flush them down the crapper pit.

If my kitchen is filled with

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/26/2007

If my kitchen is filled with dirty pots, dishes, old food all over and I shut the door and can't see it, does that mean my ktichen's clean? Absoltutelyh!

Existential I don't think so

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/27/2007

Existential I don't think so but funny, ok, I buy that. LOL

The 2 questionss are very

- submitted by Plutarch on 07/27/2007

The 2 questionss are very answerable. Yes and yes. Youre weclome.

There can be a 10 volumme

- submitted by philosmajor on 07/27/2007

There can be a 10 volumme book written about pluimber and plumbing problems. I think Toslstoy wrote some good essays on it.

Some questions are too

- submitted by pragmatist on 07/27/2007

Some questions are too important to leave unasnwered. Another is how come turles can chew gum but elephants can/t? We may never know but we've gotto keep pushing the envelope

Why aree porpoises more

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/27/2007

Why aree porpoises more intelligent than 38% of people who live in the south? No one knows, it just is.

Where's buribia's section on

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/27/2007

Where's buribia's section on martin boober/

Martin Boober? This thread

- submitted by philosphergal on 07/27/2007

Martin Boober? This thread has got some serious thinkers going, love it. Read Camus on plumbers. I dated one once, might've been the dullest guy i'd ever metrt but he took care of all my plumbing needs (not that kind, the water toilet pipe kindd!).

i'm a plumber and if I don't

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/28/2007

i'm a plumber and if I don't return your calls it's definitely not an emergency. I tried as hard as I can but you can't always return them all.

Very clever. I postulated

- submitted by Ekant on 07/28/2007

Very clever. I postulated the same questions decades ago only using electricians as my jmodel. Keep up the good work.

too sweet, too profound, lol

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/29/2007

too sweet, too profound, lol

What a plumber does has

- submitted by grover on 07/31/2007

What a plumber does has nothing to do with it. Shut all doors and pretend all is well. Works every time especially with a few beers and chasers.

If you've got a waterfuall

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/31/2007

If you've got a waterfuall going in your house I'm sorry it's still there if you close the door. If you drink a lot and then close the door, then it's not there.

Double martini, dry. That'll

- submitted by noninvasive on 08/03/2007

Double martini, dry. That'll turn every emergency into tiny mini problem.

Think quadruple martini

- submitted by drinker on 08/03/2007

Think quadruple martini would work for me. Better thann a plubmer any day!

Consumer credit counseling program

- submitted by Jeffrey on 08/06/2009

Hi all. A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him. I am from Bolivia and learning to read in English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "Read on to know more about credit counseling – its history and its advantages."

;-) Thanks in advance. Jeffrey.