The Beach? How about Milwaukee Instead.

'5-Minute' Detour Sends Motorists 50 Miles Out Of Way

Green Lake, WI

B-Take: 5 minutes, 50 miles, what's the difference, they each have 5s? According to a local official, the town intended the 50 mile detour, even though a 5-minute route was available. Hey, the locals know the shorter route....What do we care if tourists get lost somewhere in Milwaukee or, hell, end up in Minnesota; let Minnesota give'm the right directions....see the full story.