Overheard - contributed by mbs on 10/23/2008

  

If A Room Is A Mess & No One Sees It, Is It Still A Mess?

Woman: It's a pig sty. I want it cleaned out.
Guy: But it's my office.
Woman: In our house.
Guy: I'll shut the door.
Woman: I'll know it's there.
Guy: You'll never see it.
Woman: Doesn't matter.
Guy: What? Why?
Woman: Because I'll know it's there.
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--Overheard in: Cafe, Maplewood NJ--