In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. she said, "cut it out."

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- added on 10/26/2007

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Local guard porpoise saluting passersby.

Fresh: . . . just because the broom's on my side doesn't mean I should always have to sweep.

Fresh: ...um, we're looking for Grisham Way. Must be a different neighborhood, or state?

Yardifacts: . . . We were on the Wilsons' lawn. Me, and the does. We saw some berries. We took a left. Now, where are we and who are all these . . . ornaments?

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markbecker ??Fri, 10/26/2007 ?? 09:29

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