I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
--Lenny Bruce
Number of houses with at least 5 color TVs: 4,500,000
-US Census
added on: 08/06/2008
Caged weeds. The merciful way to control them.
The Poetry Of Local Land-Use & Zoning Codes...Lollipop-with-cascading-coffee-tables topiary design: Legal. Badminton net on front yard: 6 months lock-up, $10,000 fine.
