A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

--Peter De Vries

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Number of U.S. homes with decks: 30,000,000

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The rest of you-- ungrateful kids, worthless dad--can park in town for all I care...The house is mine!

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Attention Middle Schoolers. Math quiz 2:00 p.m., condo board meeting 3:00.

It seems like a lot, but we go through them really fast.

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markbecker ??Sat, 01/17/2009 ?? 12:54