Overheard - contributed by Kelly on 09/04/2007

Realtor Reckoning

Realtor: (on phone) Yes, it’s a great time to sell. The market here is very strong. [Listens to potential client on phone.]
Realtor: I know what you read. Not true. It's strong. Trust me. [pauses, listening]
Realtor: No, our fee is 5%. Like I said, I have no flexibility. [pauses]
Realtor: You spoke to?… (pauses) OK, wait, maybe I can do 4%. But I’ll have to check. [pause]
Realtor: (sighs, shakes head) OK, yes, let me, let me, hold on... (pretends to be checking) You know what, yes, I can do it, but only for you. 2%. [pauses]
Realtor
: Me too. Look forward to working with you too. (hangs up) (to herself, maybe colleague at nearby desk) I should shoot myself now, right? Will somebody shoot me? ...overhear more

--Overheard in: Realtor Office, Northern NJ--

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Har5d to feel sorry for

- submitted by houser on 09/04/2007

Har5d to feel sorry for realtors. Seems they have to work for their momney these days. Good, like everybody else


A slime that's all I can

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/04/2007

A slime that's all I can sayy. Nobody's putting a gun to her head and telling her to act gutless without integrity. Comess with being being a realtor. Anything for a buck


I had a good chuckle,

- submitted by rehabber on 09/05/2007

I had a good chuckle, thanks. I used to be a real estate broker and couldn't get out fast engough. Now it's like starving animals competing for brfead crumbs. Sad but most would kill their young anyway.


I was a broeker too. I

- submitted by former on 09/05/2007

I was a broeker too. I couldn't stand it. Too many people cut corners and would do anythign to get a sale. Lawyers have a bad rep (I'm married to one) but real estate agents are on a different level of sliminess, no matter what they say.


Realtor fees are completely

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/05/2007

Realtor fees are completely negotiable. Don't let them hose you, there are 1000s out there now desperate for listings so sellers have all the leverrage.


I got my realtor to go to

- submitted by seller2 on 09/05/2007

I got my realtor to go to 2.5%. They wanted 6% and I saidd forget it. This conversation isn't so different than one iI had a couple months back. To me they're a necessary evil. you just have to be firm and they'll do what you wantt.


Sell without a broker, save

- submitted by indie on 09/06/2007

Sell without a broker, save the money and headaches.


Irt's fashionable to be

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/06/2007

Irt's fashionable to be anti-realtors but they serve a useful prupose and not all of them are crooks.


Yea, to last commenter,

- submitted by getreal on 09/06/2007

Yea, to last commenter, their useful purpose is to take money from sellers' pockets. Nott too tough to put up a listing and show a house. My Siamese cat could do that.


Our realtor told us not to

- submitted by ethical on 09/06/2007

Our realtor told us not to disclose to buyers faulty pipes and stuff like that. We fired her. We're done with sleaze or going for angles.


Why doesn't she shoot

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/06/2007

Why doesn't she shoot herself? Something called integrity is lost and too bad for her. Waster.


Just fired my realtor, he

- submitted by getoffme on 09/10/2007

Just fired my realtor, he was always hitting on me. So disgusting. I hope he never sells another house. He's married and says he haas an open relationship. Opne this slimebucket!


Realty in my town had 6

- submitted by losingi on 09/10/2007

Realty in my town had 6 brokers. 3 just left because they weren't making any money. I'm panicked about selling our house, i told my husband we should've done it a year ago, he said don't worry. Now he's out of a job and were screwed. He's so stupid, really he is. I don't know what I ever saw in him and here I am online venting to totla strangers, how nice is that.


response

- submitted by Frank on 09/16/2007

getoffme, give us some juice, and share more details about him hitting on you, and what the breaking point was. Your story deserves its own blog post.

losingi, the market is tough, but unless you are a psychic, you can't blame yourself not having seen this coming. Don't put up your house and lose a lot of money. Make sure you do your homework on the Internet to learn about other people's failures, and what you should do right.


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