A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

--Peter De Vries

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...Myth: Cars are 1/3 less likely than buses to spontaneously explode... [3/4]

We woke up, there it was, plugged into our lawn. What were we supposed to do?

. . . Obviously when I stand up, I'm way taller than the lamp. I am . . .

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