Thank God Towns Can't Impose Death Penalty

Grandmother Beaten And Arrested For Not Watering Lawn

Orem, Utah

B-Take: Sure, the beating was overkill. But if a harmless, kindly old lady can get away with flouting the law with her defiantly non-green lawn, then all the serial murderers and rapists in town will think they can get away with their killings and pillagings too. Equal application of the law. As American as compulsory forest-green lawns....see the full story.