Overheard - contributed by bb-team on 10/01/2007

Guys On Relationships

Guy 1: She's driving me insane.
Guy 2
: I hear you.
Guy 1: I get home, she wants me to sit with her on the sofa and talk. If I go into the den, turn on the computer, do anything else, she has a fit.
Guy 2
: How long does she want you to talk?
Guy 1: Like 15, 20 minutes, I don't know.
Guy 2: (shakes head) Jesus.
Guy 1: I know. (pauses) What do you think I should do?
Guy 2: Talk.
Guy 1: About what?
Guy 2
: No idea.


B-Take: We heard this exchange on a commuter train home, sitting across from these jokers, scribbling frantically while they spoke, trying not to laugh while also trying our best to get all the words right.

Our take? First, of course, we find the exchange amusing. But our message to the wingnuts guys....go back to your eff-ing frat.

We know, it's not always easy to talk to your girl friend or wife, especially right after getting home from work. You want some down time. You want to chill. So do we. (News flash, so does she, when she gets home from work.)

But 15 minutes too long for you? "No idea" what to talk about? (And, what, you really think your partner would object if you sometimes asked for a little decompression time right when you get home?) Look, and we don't mean this disrespectfully, we find it hard to believe anyone waiting at home for you really would want to spend 15 minutes listening to anything coming out of your mouths. Unless, say, it's your dog. (It is, isn't it?) Who hasn't been fed all day and then the extent of her interest, we suspect, would probably be hearing you opening up the dog food cabinet, placing the bowl on the floor and leaving. 

Assuming (hypothetically) you are married or living with a real person...the real question is, in getting married or moving in, you were thinking what? More great sex more regularly; less talk? Either you're stupider than wood or you thought the person you're living with is stupider than wood.

Either way...congratulations. If you keep an open mind and try a little bit to empathise with your partner's needs -- and act like a person who's graduated middle school (note we say "act" because it's prettly clear you guys didn't...graduate) you might have a shot that your partner won't leave you within the month.

Rarf! ...overhear more

--Overheard in: Train, NY-NJ Line--

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Are these idiots Abbot and

- submitted by Oila on 10/01/2007

Are these idiots Abbot and Costello? Haven they ever been in a relationship. They're the reason women would rather be withourselves than suffer through the idiot immaturity of so many guys.


Lighten uup, Oila. They're

- submitted by Realist on 10/01/2007

Lighten uup, Oila. They're probably in 4th grade going on a school field trip.


Some guys need private time,

- submitted by realitycheck on 10/02/2007

Some guys need private time, what's the harm. You hae to balance things and not assume others want what you do, or should. Big deal, a guy wants to hang on his own a little. Let himm.


OK, 1 these two should be

- submitted by womanwhoknows on 10/02/2007

OK, 1 these two should be castrated. 2, they probably already are. What lossers, probably haven't gotten laid in forever.


No wonder. I wouldn't want

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/10/2007

No wonder. I wouldn't want to talk to some bitchy wife/girlfriend either.


Get a life

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/11/2007

Stop ease dropping and get your own life, freedom for America is what I fought for so they do not have to talk if they do not want to. They don't like it, they can leave!


Way to assume...

- submitted by jerseydevil on 10/27/2007

You assume all through your post that this guy expected something different; that he was from a frat; that she works; that he asked for decompression time before hand; that he doesn't really have a girl friend waiting at home, but a dog; that he wants to get married or that he moved in with her (maybe she moved in with him); that he or the person he's living with is stupider than wood; that they didn't graduate from middle school or high school; You are what is wrong with America...women who listen to a fucking 10 second conversation and make shit up in your mind about how bad a person he is...how about you engage him and actually ask him? Oh it wasn't your fucking business in the first place? EXACTLY...Move somewhere else because I don't want to run into your ass in NJ


Disagreed

- submitted by Anonymous on 11/05/2007

Personnaly I believe that a woman should only speak when spoken too. Where have the good 'ol days gone?


I seriously hope you're

- submitted by Anonymous 2 on 11/23/2007

I seriously hope you're kidding, Anonymous.


His needs vs. her

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His needs vs. her Needs. That's what it comes down to. Communication and compromise <- the cornerstone of a relationship. I find it funny how the author of this expose basically decides to take up the Woman cross and go on to march and declare her needs over his... Neither should be the case and the two should compromise. Rather the author goes on guy bashing, (ass)uming, and carrying on like the middle school clown that she declares these two guys to be.

Guys & Girls... You want a successful relationship? Try to communication and compromise more. Guys : Don't like the differences women have? Go cornhole some dude. Girls : Don't like the differences guys have ? Go yeah.... do your thing...

Compromise and Communicate. No woman is above a man and no man is above a woman. Both are equal and neither's needs comes before the others.

I will make one comment though from my experience and what I am continually seeing.... I find it funny how (some)<-keyword women now armed with their career success and money are taking it amongst themselves to act like the worst idiot men of all time. Here's how it works.. You women (Women who feel they have the right to act like the idiot guys in history) compel men to be even bigger idiots as they will always attempt to one up you and you both carry on to destroy society....

Everyone needs to learn how to think about other people more before they do things in this world. Men and Women included and (some) women need to get off their high horse thinking they have something to make up for given the way society has placed them in the past. Be a good person. Seek a good person and be happy !


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