Overheard - contributed by caryn on 10/24/2007

  

Letting Go Is Hard To Do

Guy 1: Ever think you're never gonna get perspective, you're always gonna want more, it's never good enough...
Guy 2 (looks up from store aisle): Huh?
Guy 1: ....it's always going to depress you?
Guy 2: You're going to get over it. She was great, but sometimes relationships don't work out.
Guy 1: What are you talking about?
Guy 2: Rachel. I understand, the separation...
Guy 1: I'm talking about the yard, d**k weed. I'm past Rachel. (laughs)
Guy 2: You're scary, you know that? (slaps guy on shoulder)
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--Overheard in: Garden Store, Santa Cruz--

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Sounds like my ex boyfriend.

- submitted by creepout on 10/24/2007

Sounds like my ex boyfriend. He was creepy he loved his lawn so much. What's wrongg with these guys?


Nothing wrong with guys like

- submitted by contentedgurl on 10/25/2007

Nothing wrong with guys like this. He's avoiding intimacy that's all. Pretnd you care about lawns too girls and he'll start apopreciating other things. Well, maqybe not but what's our choice?


Stupuid freak is what he is.

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/25/2007

Stupuid freak is what he is.


Guy is a nut job like guys

- submitted by kimmy on 10/27/2007

Guy is a nut job like guys everywhere. Sorry let's be honest, LOL


Some people attach to their

- submitted by PhD on 10/27/2007

Some people attach to their lawns out of fear of intimacy espeically men with ED or similar dysfunctions. It's sad. I've had patients who use drugs or computers or video games to do the same thing.


Gett a life!

- submitted by Anonymous on 10/27/2007

Gett a life!


I emailed this to my

- submitted by funniest on 10/27/2007

I emailed this to my boyfriend. He needs to chill too. He didnt' think it was funny. Tough luck.


What's wrong with caring

- submitted by Jeff on 10/27/2007

What's wrong with caring about your yard? I don't seee a problem with that. If I had to choose between my yard and most fo the women I've dated recently I'd choose they yard in a heartbeat.


Hahahaha

- submitted by Laurian on 11/05/2007

Now every woman who is not cool enough to keep a guy interested will blame the guy of being emotionally unavailable or fearing intimacy...Hahah! No, you're just not cool enough. Or to put it into Sex and the City terms: HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.

Oh man, this is funny.


omfg

- submitted by Anonymous on 03/03/2008

you commenters are ridiculous


don't know what's so surprising

- submitted by Anonymous on 09/16/2008

guys are shallow

you really think two guys are gonna talk heartbreak in a store?

"past Rachael" -- he just Had to say that!


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