Real Stories

- added on 11/05/2007

  

'Friends Of Pigeons' For Condoms

Pigeons Deserve Birth Control Too!

Staten Island, NY

B-Take: That's the message of a Staten Island politican who sees reducing the pigeon population (by eliminating pigeon procreation) as the only way to end the scourge of pigeon poop terrorizing local residents. Start of a new political trend? We can't get Osama bin Laden or restore order to Iraq, but we sure as Hell are going to stop those lawless, God-less pigeons from s**ting on our heads!...see the full story.