Forget Sugar, I Need To Borrow A 4-Iron

Guy Decorates Lawn With Feaux-Golf Course; Neighbors Cry Fore

Chesterfield, MO

B-Take: Actually, neighbors cried foul, when resident dumped 50 tons of sand, oversized plastic palm trees, and a fake tropical cocktail gazeebo on his front yard -- in the name of simulating the perfect beach-front golf resort. Hey, if he's got to look at his neighbors' tacky lawn gnomes, why can't they look at his new Montana Sheraton--By-The-Sea golfscape?...see the full story.