What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge on it.
--Charles Dudley Warner
Percentage of U.S. families that own a BBQ grill: 85%
-hpba.org
added on: 10/30/2008
Drunk & trying to make a point, Mr. Kendal had said he wanted a f***ing unicorn for Christmas; he didn't think his wife would take him seriously.
