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Local Guy Flees Police For No Reason

Hemstead, NY

B-Take: Sounds like a fake headline from The Onion. But it happened in Long Island, NY. For no apparent reason a guy fled the police in his car; when the curious cops caught up, he sprinted from the car, leaving his toddler son in the back. Why? Cops have no idea. But there are unconfirmed reports that later, when the guy got home, for no apparent reason, he watched on TV Celebrity Apprentice. ...see the full story.