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- added on 01/23/2008

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Linda Keenan

Linda Keenan worked 7 years as a head writer/senior producer for various programs on CNN. Before that, she worked as a writer/producer for Bloomberg TV. She now writes satire, primarily about parenting culture, at www.thoroughlymodernmommy.blogspot.com . Seen here is Linda's thoroughly modern Mommy in the late 1940's.


Blogs by Linda Keenan


submitted on 10/29/2009

  

My Own Suburban Ellis Island

There's no grandeur to the tidy, unremarkable Windsor Ridge Apartments, where I lived a few years ago before buying my first house. No Statue of Liberty, surely, just a dreary water tower stating "Westborough", surrounded by ghostly corporate parks. But drive in Windsor Ridge and you'll meet the Americans-in-training ...read more.

submitted on 10/08/2009

  

OMG, They're Busing Old People Into Town?!

"I've heard they are busing in OLD PEOPLE..." my friend said, and I should say that when she said "old people," she did so in a loud Irish whisper, so loud in fact that even old people with hearing aids could probably pick up what she was saying. We were on our way to vote Yes for a tax hike to fund a new ...read more.

submitted on 09/15/2009

  

The Luckiest Boy at Morse Pool

If you are allergic to saccharine, you best stop reading right here. I'm violating my usual standards for my writing, in which I aim more for salt-and-vinegar than vanilla-and-spice. But I make an exception for the mom I observed recently at the pool ...read more.

submitted on 09/14/2009

  

The Scourge of Redshirting. Kindergarteners... Not Athletes

This Mom I had just met at the ice rink was nearly frothing with rage. "There are four boys in Jonah's kindergarten class who are turning 7 in APRIL! 7!" She had been telling me about the elementary school that ...read more.

submitted on 09/08/2009

  

I'm an Out-and-Proud Suburban Pill-Popper

This article was brought to you by Celexa. I wouldn't be capable of writing anything at this stage in my life without taking anti-depressants. I should also add that I take the much-maligned anti-anxiety drug Klonopin to help me sleep. ...read more.

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