About this Burbia Blogger

- added on 01/23/2008

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Linda Keenan

Linda Keenan worked 7 years as a head writer/senior producer for various programs on CNN. Before that, she worked as a writer/producer for Bloomberg TV. She now writes satire, primarily about parenting culture, at www.thoroughlymodernmommy.blogspot.com . Seen here is Linda's thoroughly modern Mommy in the late 1940's.


Blogs by Linda Keenan


submitted on 09/08/2009

  

I'm an Out-and-Proud Suburban Pill-Popper

This article was brought to you by Celexa. I wouldn't be capable of writing anything at this stage in my life without taking anti-depressants. I should also add that I take the much-maligned anti-anxiety drug Klonopin to help me sleep. ...read more.

submitted on 08/14/2009

  

COPS: The Suburban Edition?!

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you, bad boys, bad boys! As a longtime fan of the TV show Cops, I'm trying to imagine the suburban edition, my town's edition. Take a look at some of my favorite entries from my town's police log, and you'll see ...read more.

submitted on 07/19/2009

  

My Husband's Insatiable Mistress, Built Like a Brick House

My husband has been stolen from me by a mistress who consumes his heart, his time, his very soul. She is unrelenting in her demands, and her iron grip on Steve is complete. To add insult to injury, while I can still rock a size 8 on a thin day, she is built like a brick house ...read more.

submitted on 03/10/2009

  

10 Random Things About My Butt

In honor of the unstoppable chain-letter confes­sionals running rampant on Facebook, I'd like to offer up 10 random things about my butt. If you read this, you are required to send it to 20 friends because, let's face it, we need to know more about each other's butts ...read more.

submitted on 12/17/2008

  

Al Gore is Ruining My Christmas

The war on Christmas is raging in my home. The battle ground: my Christmas Tree. The combatants: mother versus child. Mother, determined to turn on her Christmas lights at odd times and languish in the glow of good cheer. Child, who's become a radical adherent of environmental conservation. ...read more.

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