About this Burbia Blogger
- added on 01/23/2008

Linda Keenan
Linda Keenan worked 7 years as a head writer/senior producer for various programs on CNN. Before that, she worked as a writer/producer for Bloomberg TV. She now writes satire, primarily about parenting culture, at www.thoroughlymodernmommy.blogspot.com . Seen here is Linda's thoroughly modern Mommy in the late 1940's.
Blogs by Linda Keenan
In honor of the unstoppable chain-letter confessionals running rampant on Facebook, I'd like to offer up 10 random things about my butt. If you read this, you are required to send it to 20 friends because, let's face it, we need to know more about each other's butts ...read more.
The war on Christmas is raging in my home. The battle ground: my Christmas Tree. The combatants: mother versus child. Mother, determined to turn on her Christmas lights at odd times and languish in the glow of good cheer. Child, who's become a radical adherent of environmental conservation. ...read more.
I voted for the President-elect. I got a little teary as I watched the throngs in Chicago and Oprah and Jesse Jackson cry. And then a few hours later, I cursed him and said, "Goddamn it, Obama." The reason for my outburst? The promise to give his little girls a dog. ...read more.
How do you tell the difference between parent and non-parent? It's not lipstick (isn't that soooo last week)? For me, it's how you react to the words "Fall Back."
When you hear it's time to push the clock back an hour, do you think about that extra lovely hour of sleep to luxuriate in your 5000 thread count sheets ...read more.
I lived about a half hour's walk from Ground Zero in 2001, but I might as well have been a million miles away. To claim any closer connection to 9/11 would be, in my opinion, a grievous insult to those who lost a loved one. The event happened in the city, but whose ...read more.