Neither Rain Nor Snow Nor...

Drunk, Stupid & Riding A Lawn Mower. Life Is Good.

Adrian, MICH

B-Take: So, it was a blizzard and the guy was riding his tractor in the middle of the street. And so he'd already drunk 2 bottles of wine. He just wanted 4 more bottles. What else is he supposed to use the lawn tractor for in the winter? Cripes, hasn't anybody heard about the 2nd (and-a-half) Amendment? Lawnmowers. In the snow. Drunk. Heading to liquor store. Constitutionally-f**king-protected, isn't it?...see the full story.