About this Burbia Blogger

- added on 02/04/2008

Stephen Kling

Stephen Kling is a grizzled veteran of the advertising wars, and lives in Larchmont, New York, with his lovely wife and several sons the exact number of whom (sons) he doesn't know because they are never home.

Blogs by Stephen Kling

If Looks Could Kill, I'm Toast

I know when I'm in trouble when my wife gives me That Look.
It's not exactly a look of shock, but rather one of horror -- the extreme horror associated with the realization that she actually married me decades ago without understanding how dangerous I am to the continued existence of mankind on this planet. ...read more.

The Gardener Made An Offer I Couldn't Refuse

So we bought a house. Much angst and suffering. We scratched up the money, but just barely. We peered deep into the eyes of the vulture-like real estate lady and signed. We learned about escrows and mortgages and points and the Brethren of the Closing, all asking for small fortunes to ensure that ...read more.

Commuting Hell? Never Again...Maybe

Welcome To Your Commuter Railroad. This guide will help you complete your daily commute with a minimum of stress and aggravation. Remember, if you see something, say something, just ...read more.

Today I Announce My Candidacy For Mayor

The people in my suburban town are not the brightest tools on the pegboard. So I've decided to run for mayor. It's a thankless job. Endless meetings, always at night, always on a Thursday or a Monday when I'd much rather be home pelting my neighbor's dog with rocks, or booby-trapping the parking

I'm Addicted To Bad Behavior & I'm Sorry. But Get Over It.

I want to thank you all for overlooking my unfortunate addictive behavior. I know it's been hard on everyone, and for this I sincerely apologize. I now know that I am, and will forever be, a sex addict. It's a terrible burden that so many very attractive women are receptive to my ...read more.