About this Burbia Blogger
- added on 02/04/2008
Stephen Kling
Stephen Kling is a grizzled veteran of the advertising wars, and lives in Larchmont, New York, with his lovely wife and several sons the exact number of whom (sons) he doesn't know because they are never home.
Blogs by Stephen Kling
The people in my suburban town are not the brightest tools on the pegboard. So I've decided to run for mayor. It's a thankless job. Endless meetings, always at night, always on a Thursday or a Monday when I'd much rather be home pelting my neighbor's dog with rocks, or booby-trapping the parking
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SUPER CONVENIENCE SIZE: Ketchup Bottle Capacity as an Indicator of Marital Discord (Shadwell, E; Tupperton, M; Bauman, E.)
ABSTRACT: In a study of 358 households of American suburban dwellers, the capacity of ketchup bottles was seen ...read more.
Welcome To Your Commuter Railroad. This guide will help you complete your daily commute with a minimum of stress and aggravation. Remember, if you see something, say something, just ...read more.
Hi, kids! Hi, counselors! Welcome to another wonderful summer at Camp Tenochtitlan, where the staff sacrifices for you, every day! We're going to be having a great time for the next few weeks! Helsingør here, back from his winter home in Iceland, will be assigning you all to your bunks according to age, gender, religious beliefs and ability to withstand pain. ...read more.
So we bought a house. Much angst and suffering. We scratched up the money, but just barely. We peered deep into the eyes of the vulture-like real estate lady and signed. We learned about escrows and mortgages and points and the Brethren of the Closing, all asking for small fortunes to ensure that ...read more.
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