About this Burbia Blogger

- added on 02/04/2008

Stephen Kling

Stephen Kling is a grizzled veteran of the advertising wars, and lives in Larchmont, New York, with his lovely wife and several sons the exact number of whom (sons) he doesn't know because they are never home.


Blogs by Stephen Kling


submitted on 12/02/2009

  

This is Your Cellphone. Can You Hear Me Now?

Welcome to AlphaCom. Press 1 to hear this message again. Press 2 to hear this message in Spanish. Press 3 to hear this message in Spanish again, in case you weren't listening. Press # to continue. (#)Welcome to AlphaCom. Press 3 to set up your voicemail. Press 4 to set up someone else's voicemail. Press 5 to set up someone's voicemail without their knowledge. ...read more.

submitted on 10/10/2009

  

New Research: Ketchup Bottle Size Linked To Marital Discord

SUPER CONVENIENCE SIZE: Ketchup Bottle Capacity as an Indicator of Marital Discord (Shadwell, E; Tupperton, M; Bauman, E.)
ABSTRACT: In a study of 358 households of American suburban dwellers, the capacity of ketchup bottles was seen ...read more.

submitted on 06/22/2009

  

Welcome, Happy Campers!

Hi, kids! Hi, counselors! Welcome to another wonderful summer at Camp Tenochtitlan, where the staff sacrifices for you, every day! We're going to be having a great time for the next few weeks! Helsingør here, back from his winter home in Iceland, will be assigning you all to your bunks according to age, gender, religious beliefs and ability to withstand pain. ...read more.

submitted on 07/21/2008

  

The Time to Buy a House is Now!

You're probably wondering: How can I afford a new house in this economy? The question you should be asking is: How can I afford NOT to? At Platinum Century Realty, we think the time for your new dream home is NOW. Look at the fine properties we have available throughout the area: ...read more.

submitted on 05/12/2008

  

Easy Credit Available, Heartbeat Not Required!

It was certainly tragic, my untimely death. Not for me, necessarily, but for the people who depend on me. Like the cable company. They were disappointed that I wouldn't be combining my television, internet and telephone into one convenient bill. "But sir," the ...read more.

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