About this Burbia Blogger

- added on 02/04/2008

Stephen Kling

Stephen Kling is a grizzled veteran of the advertising wars, and lives in Larchmont, New York, with his lovely wife and several sons the exact number of whom (sons) he doesn't know because they are never home.


Blogs by Stephen Kling


submitted on 02/12/2009

  

I'm Addicted To Bad Behavior & I'm Sorry. But Get Over It.

I want to thank you all for overlooking my unfortunate addictive behavior. I know it's been hard on everyone, and for this I sincerely apologize. I now know that I am, and will forever be, a sex addict. It's a terrible burden that so many very attractive women are receptive to my ...read more.

submitted on 01/10/2009

  

This is Your Cellphone. Can You Hear Me Now?

Welcome to AlphaCom. Press 1 to hear this message again. Press 2 to hear this message in Spanish. Press 3 to hear this message in Spanish again, in case you weren't listening. Press # to continue. (#)Welcome to AlphaCom. Press 3 to set up your voicemail. Press 4 to set up someone else's voicemail. Press 5 to set up someone's voicemail without their knowledge. ...read more.

submitted on 07/21/2008

  

The Time to Buy a House is Now!

You're probably wondering: How can I afford a new house in this economy? The question you should be asking is: How can I afford NOT to? At Platinum Century Realty, we think the time for your new dream home is NOW. Look at the fine properties we have available throughout the area: ...read more.

submitted on 05/12/2008

  

Easy Credit Available, Heartbeat Not Required!

It was certainly tragic, my untimely death. Not for me, necessarily, but for the people who depend on me. Like the cable company. They were disappointed that I wouldn't be combining my television, internet and telephone into one convenient bill. "But sir," the ...read more.

submitted on 05/11/2008

  

For Sale: 4 BR Colonial, Xtra Deep Lot, Unique Jupiter Vu

Dear Investor: There's a unique real estate opportunty right under your nose. I'm talking, of course, about 56 Elm Place, Chadwick, New York. At first glance, it's just a neatly kept faux Colonial, 4 bedrooms, 2 ½ baths. But there's more: 56 Elm's generous lot -150 x 200- is also 3,963 miles deep. ...read more.

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