Overheard - contributed by LFS on 02/15/2008

  

Divorce...Some People Take It Better Than Others

Guy 1: I sold the ring

Guy 2: Thought you were waiting for the divorce. Where? Who?

Guy 1: We settled. (big smile) The jewelry store, I told you. Everybody goes there. They make it a party. We sang, "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead"... Even the security guard sang.

Guy 2: (shakes head) Nice.

Guy 1: Then, "I'm Free..."

Guy 2: "Born Free?"

Guy 1: "I'm Free", The Who. They pass out party hats.

Guy 2: (shakes head, smiles) What now? I mean...

Guy 1: Best Buy as soon as I get home. I'm getting that 52 inch TV. And the Bose home theater. Also I like the Yamaha keyboard. It cranks...

Guy 2: How much you get for the ring?

Guy 1: Nothing. (sings) I'm free, I'mmmm...

Guy 2: You won't be needing the Grief Is OK speech, sounds like...

...overhear more

--Overheard in: Penn Sta. NYC, Waiting Area--

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Yea, I'm sure this man is

- submitted by ellie on 02/15/2008

Yea, I'm sure this man is really hurting inside. either his wife was awful or he's a pig


holy shit. i heard of this

- submitted by Anonymous on 02/15/2008

holy shit. i heard of this but didn't think it was true. where is this jewelry store, i want to donate my ring too, lol


Hilarious

- submitted by singing on 02/16/2008

Hilarious


not HILARIOUS at all. it's

- submitted by Anonymous on 02/16/2008

not HILARIOUS at all. it's gross and sad this guy gets off this way


Hey anonymous, maybed we

- submitted by singing on 02/16/2008

Hey anonymous, maybed we need to lighten up? maybe his marriage sucked. maybe his wife made him miserable. maybe he made her miserable? maybe we shouldnt jump to conclusions? it's funny,sorry, funny


eerybody is different and

- submitted by formershrink on 02/17/2008

eerybody is different and it's hard to tell what people are feeling underneath. it's not uncommon for people to compulsively shop as way to avoid painful feelings. this man may be doing that, we don't know.


On the other hand,

- submitted by realist on 02/17/2008

On the other hand, formershrink, this man may be buying simply because he wants to. as you say, we don't know and i'm inclined to believe he's rightfully celebrating. i did it 3 years ago and it felt terrific


dude, don't buy the sony.

- submitted by tvtechguy on 02/18/2008

dude, don't buy the sony. overrated. check out the pioneer or panasonic. they're cheaper and the picture is better


Funny

- submitted by Anonymous on 02/20/2008

Laughed out load. Thanks.


free

- submitted by Anonymous male on 03/08/2008

somehow; I think that guys chuckle more at this piece than women. I did! And I surely won't show it to my wife! The couch isn't that comfortable.


I think if you can end your

- submitted by Anonymous on 07/30/2008

I think if you can end your marriage like this, you get a very positive jump back into life.


I bet in about 18 months he

- submitted by peckerhead on 12/03/2008

I bet in about 18 months he will be singing Elton John's "The Bitch is Back"


Perfect credit score

- submitted by Galen on 07/16/2009

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